swdyww:

Someone: *asks for advice*
Me: just casually destroy your perception of reality and reconstruct it

inthetags:

reblog clothes you don’t like wearing in the tags

gwynndolin:

taquito:

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

Ftr I’m watching Star Trek right now because my mama told me to

Good morning! I’m madly in love

confirmance:

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

lana-del-raesthetic:

sweetwhitemage:

anime:

anime:

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

Pedophiles

you’re fuckin right

leafgreen6: